Jane and I recently had our wedding anniversary and decided to celebrate in true Messploits fashion! I was a bit stuck for an idea until Jane, always the romantic, suggested we recreate our wedding menu just over her head this time! Our menu was pizza, chocolate cake, and red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese icing, so I got to dump pizza sauce, shredded cheese, chocolate cake batter, red cake batter, chocolate icing, and cream cheese icing over her head leaving her covered and chilly from the cold chocolate. I even made sure to shampoo her hair with the sticky slop and give her bodacious breasts a good smearing. At the end, as a bonus, Jane suggested adding barbecue as a savory punishment for a recent uptick in brattiness. Instead of adding the barbecue sauce to the mess over her head, I gave her an epic barbecue sauce wedgie that had her begging for mercy!* It is a beautiful mess over my beautiful bride! Happy Anniversary, Jane! This scene also includes a wash-off, alternate angle of the mess, and a photoset of the aftermath of this mess!

*Note from Jane: No Janes were harmed in the making of this video, though one did receive an epic wedgie and intends to correct her brattiness for at least a week.